A Sweet Taste of tEeNaPiE

Loneliness...

I haven't updated dis blog i think for ages already...d last time i updated dis page was when i was still working at WCCH..this time even if im already very bored out of my mind after i formally resigned from my work i just couldn't quiet grasp anything to write in dis solitary blog..it seems like facing d computer screen all d more makes me feel bored and gloomy..dis time i've managed to make time to update this page..well guys..err i dont think i have anything else to say here..as i said im just totally bored out of my mind..i've been frequently going out (malling, strolling etc) just to keep me busy..my constant companion right now are my hollow block-sized books lying very still in my bed while i keep myself busy watching PDA and America's Next Top Model onscreen..hehehe i hate studying..studying makes me feel very sleepy..studying is just like my lullaby..it makes me sleep peacefully in no time at all!! hehehe no need for sleeping pills for me..all i need is to face my books and then i get tired easily..later on you'll see me sleeping soundly in my bed..hehehe guys, i think dats all for now..see you next time ok?!?! ciao!!

Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince..

I know, i know..im completely outdated..*chuckle* i know this book has been published ages ago but it is only this time where i found d ways and means to read it..u know i've always been a Harry Potter fan..since the Sorceror's  Stone era until the Half Blood Prince i just cant get enuf of it..i remember when i was still in college when our Dean told us about an article torn from some newspaper dat dis book is sort of "EVIL"..i dont know if i remember it right but my memory tells me dat the article said J.K. Rowling is a real witch and the monsters, devils and most of its curses found on the book are well..err..true..it should have given me d creepy feeling but instead it made me want to read d book more...the article said dat dis book has been bewitched..i dont really know what term to use but it said dat d reason why this book has been widely popular not just on d young but almost in all age level simply because dis book has been enchanted to lure it's readers to buy it as soon as it's hitting on bookstores worldwide..it sort of contains some potion made to attract the readers to buy it..well..it's not as if J.K. Rowling needs dis kind of potion though..its exciting turn of events as each book promises to bring us to a magical world truly different from our own simply makes me think that not enuf potion can beat it.. Dumbledore's death in Book 6 was indeed a big surprise for me..i wonder if they would turn it d oder way around in Book 7?i dont know..with Hogwarts deemed to be closed for d next skul year i really wonder what J.K. Rowling is up to..i just cant imagine reading anoder Harry Potter series minus Hogwarts..im really clueless on what will happen next..im looking forward for another exciting adventure of Harry and his friends..i want to know if Harry would give a chance to continue their shortlived lovestory wid Ginny or he would rather stay single until this series ends..i dont really know..i wouldn't mind whatever twist and turns J.K. Rowling has in mind just as long as Harry will not go to the dark side and will not die in d end..hehehe

What do u think Victoria's Secret is?

What one toiletry item could you never live without?
- tissue?!?!

Which is more important: actual experiences, or the memories that remain when the experiences are over?
– memories that remain when the experiences are over..

Who should be named as the “Most Destructive, or Most Detestable Person of the Millenium”?
– umm…Osama Bin Laden?!?!

Who do you think should have been named as Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year”? 
- Paris Hilton?!?!!? Hahaha…You know the gods are crazy..you know the stars are blind….

Who is a better role model for children: Barbie or G. I. Joe?
– err..let me see..CHUCKY I think…if you like to have d filipino version of dis doll try CHAKKA DOLL..heehe

What is the most romantic thing that’s ever been done for you?
– nada..cant remember any…

Would $50,000 be enough money to induce you to take a loyal, healthy pet to the vet to be put to sleep?
– NEVER…wat cud that money do for me after?? I think I’ll just die thinking about it…I love pets..u know..

Would you be willing to give up all television for 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children?
– whoa!! I don’t want to answer this!!!

If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would you read?
– Atoy’s diary!!

Would you accept $1 million to leave the country and never set foot in it again?
– no way!! My loved ones are all here…I cant afford never to set foot in this country ever..

If you could romantically kiss someone that you never have, who would you want it to be?
– I’ll surely be French kissing Superman… Brandon..mwah!!

Would you accept $10,000 to shave your head and continue your normal activities without a covering of any sort and without being able to explain the reason?
– hell no!!

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?
– whoa!! No way!! who would I live with if I get to be alive for 1000 yrs?!?! All my friends and loved ones would be dead by dat time for sure so i think there's no point dat i'll ever choose to live for a thousand years just to live in misery without my loved ones beside me…

Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?
– I wish I could..but I cant even stand d sight of crickets..how in d hell could I afford to swallow it?!?!?

Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
– what is dis question?!?!!?

Assuming that complete recovery were instantaneous, would you be willing to accept a year of total paralysis below the neck to prevent the otherwise certain extinction of a species of animal?
– stupid question..err..well..d answer is NO..

Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?
– agen…how cud I enjoy dat wealth if each night I cant sleep because of having nightmares?!?! D answer is still…NO!!!!!!!!

Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person. 
– I enjoy d setting or d place only when I’m wid d right person..if in any way I will be placed even in d most beautiful place in dis world but without someone to share it wid or not see a sight of any human figure then i don’t think I will be enjoying it as much as I should..

If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?
– Angelina Jolie..i wanted to feel how to wake up wid my husband Brad Pitt right beside me in d morning..hahaha!!!

Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases? – major diseases??!
- Like what AIDS?!?! CANCER??!?!!? Just one finger?!?! I think I will put my name on d list then..hehehe..

Would you like to have a child much more intelligent and attractive than yourself?
– of course!

If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
– power to stop time…:)

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
– dog meat..i tot it was goat meat..they told me it was goat meat so I ate it..only to find out later dat it was truly dog meat…whoa!!!

If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?
– I’d love to see Harry Potter come to life..hehehe

Do you believe honesty is the best policy?
– yes..i think so..*wink*

What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
– her secret is dat her name is actually VICTOR..meaning she’s a HE..Victoria’s secret is dat..Victoria is Gay…hehehe

Can't Get Enough of Grey's Anatomy

I've been watching Grey's Anatomy Series lately and i just couldnt turn the screen off..I've been glued to the internet Youtube for more than 8 hours straight and still, i cant get enough of it..i wonder if somebody else out there is as obsessed as me in this show but i tell u it's such a great primetime program to spend so much time on! i reckon if only i could wake for 24 hours straight i think i'll do it..that just shows how much i've been obsessing on this show! it speaks so much about medical internship and the bloopers and successes in the medical field..i like it not just because i myself is in the medical field but because it speaks so much about the realities in life..they cater scenes about love, faith, hope, sadness, tears, joy, triumph, anger, hatred, competition and even lust and err.....infidelity..hahaha it's just like everything u ever want to see onscreen are all rolled into this show..and uh..not to mention the characters are really worth ur time..they are definitely a blast! hehehe it's nice to see every person that i've met during my internship and working days come to life by the characters that each person portrayed in the show..the lovestory or..shall we say lust-story of Meredith and Derek is totally a sight to see! If the surgeon could be as handsome as Dr. Shepherd i think everybody in the entire hospital would be obsessed about him for sure..he's totally too hot not to be noticed...even if he's very much MARRIED!!! Jade should definitely watch this series!! hehehe

Her Last Breath...

" What would you do if you were only given 24 hours to live in this world? " the emcee asked..i was taken aback..dat question has been d least dat i expected to be asked from d emcee...but needless to say, i have to answer it or else i'll definitely look dumb in front of d whole audience..i couldnt remember d exact words dat came out of my mouth but i remembered answering.. "....well definitely on d first 8 of the 24 remaining hours of my life i will definitely eat every single thing dat i wanted to consume..u see..i dont want to die wid an empty stomach.." bwahahaha stupid eh? "...then next 8 hours will be spent to those people who marked my life like my friends and of course my family..and ultimately d last remaining 8 hours would be spent in d presence of god through prayers as i ask for his forgiveness and gratefulness for d wonderful life dat he has given me.." very PAGEANT-stated isnt it? well it was indeed some sort of a contest dat i joined 4 yrs ago where i answered that very question and though my first line seems so dumb but i guess it was dat answer which captured the attention of d judges and placed me under the 5 finalists..then eventually proclaimed d winner at d end of d show which still caught me dumbfounded even after i went home...hahaha July 23, 2006 saturday...i was at d shower getting ready for work when Aling pounded our bathroom door...she told me that i need to answer d phone because of a very important call..i asked her what it is all about and she told me it's all about my grandmother..i got cold all over my body as i quickly finished and grabbed a towel..i hurriedly picked up d phone and i heard my sis at d end of d line.."now is d time..be here quickly.." without a word i immediately got dressed..my oder sis is picking me up shortly..in less dn 15 mins i was done and d car has arrived..we were beating d red lights all over d town just to get there as fast as we can..when we arrived i saw my relatives..all looking so gloomy and sad..we went inside d room..lola's siblings were all there in prayer..i saw my lola lying on d bed with labored breathing...i asked and they replied.." lola has been given 24 hours to live..we're just waiting for her now until she expires..." i couldnt quiet comprehend her words though she clearly stated everything to me..i cant remember every single detail dat happened from d time they delivered to me d news until d time dat my lola eventually died..but i was there..we were all there for her in her deathbed..i saw her in labored breathing, saw her seizures, her battle towards d very end of her life..i have seen so many deaths in d past wid my patients in d hospital but i didnt know how much it truly strike u when someone really related to u will pass away....d whole ordeal of seeing her until her very last moment was so heartbreaking...added to d fact dat we were reciting THE THREE BEAUTIFUL PRAYERS intended for the dying person makes it even more tearjerking..my lola was not d only one in dis battle..dis is also a battle 4 those who loved her to accept her death as a will of GOD..what made me happy in this very sad moment was d fact dat i didnt see her die gasping for breath and suffering..i saw her die peacefully as she took her one last breath after i wiped her mouth..then a tear fell..it was all dat i saw then later on she was confirmed dead in the afternoon of July 24, 2006..we were crying as expected...i didnt know how fast life can be gone in just a split of a second and how amazing life can be made after 9 months of conceiving..the priest told us during the homily..life is indeed full of contradictions..whenever there is right..there will always be wrong..bcoz as he said how will we know dat it is right when we dont even know what is wrong?or how can u say dat it is wrong when there is no such thing as right? also when there is morning..there will always be a night..and when there is beautiful there will always be ugly..and of course whenever there is LIFE..there will always be DEATH...Death in d Bible is said to be d completion of life...life will never be completed until one dies..as natural as d leaf dat falls into d ground..life will always have its own ending in d presence of death....dat made me understand d meaning of everything dat happened just dis time..now Lola Dulce has transcend into another world apart from what we have grown and she is now in d hands of GOD..this time we have to accept the reality dat she is gone..86 beautiful years has truly been a bliss..d only thing we can do is to give her prayers dat she needed and thank GOD for having lived wid such a wonderful person dat she has ever been..Lola may not have d luxury to say what she wanted to do wid d 24 hours remaining of her life but i know dat everything dat had happened to her until her last breath has been fulfilled..Lola is a very Family oriented person..d only thing dat makes her truly happy is to see every one of the people that she loved present on her side until her last breath...her wish has just been granted..Wherever she is now I know she is indeed very happy knowing dat she will always be in our memory even after she passed away and her legacy as a Loving and Dedicated daughter, mother, friend, sister and wife will never be forgotten...

The Pain in Losing "Someone" I LOVE dearly...

I woke up today feeling so tired and weak, i dont want to get up from bed to shower and change then go on a 12-hr shift in the clinic. But i got up anyway and prepared for my duty. It took me not more than 45 mins to get everything done and fetch my bag to leave. But as i was about to leave, a phonecall stopped me from heading through the front door. Before i could reach the phone, my mom picked it up already and answered it. I noticed my mom quivering when she mentioned our vet's name then she quickly hanged up and ran towards where my father was sleeping. I followed her then in tears she frightfully said that our dog "GORIO" has been having some difficulty in breathing. My dad in an instant got up and got dressed. I immediately went upstairs to wake my sister for her to drive with my brother so that they could immediately go to the Claws and Paws clinic where our beloved GORIO is admitted. I wish i could have had the opportunity to go with them and see maybe for the last time our wonderful dog but unfortunately i can't because I'm running late already for my 12-hr duty this morning that's why i need to catch a cab asap to take me to my workplace. :(  I couldn't stop myself from thinking what had happened to GORIO and wishfully thinking that he might get better. I've been teary eyed all throughout my ride but i stopped my tears from falling because if i allow one tear to drop from my eyes I couldnt avoid the tears that would well up after the first tear would fall. And besides, i dont want to go on duty with traces of me just crying awhile ago. I went on duty as if nothing had happened but the pain of knowing dat anything bad can happen and retelling it to anyone would make me inevitably teary eyed. At 8am i called up our home and praying so hard that a wonderful news would hit me but as expected the dreadful reality came crashing down on me. Our funloving "GORIO" has passed away already. My dad, brother and sister never get to see him alive when they went to the clinic this early morn. He was already declared dead even before they arrived. It was my mom who answered my call, she painfully told me about this bad news. She told me to hang up as she's still on the verge of her tears dat moment. I feel so sad about this, his death made me think about the wonderful things dat dis wonderful creature has done to our family. It was only more than a week ago when i saw him peacefully sleeping under our couch then i'll call it's name and he would immediately get up and make me scratch its head and neck. He would look at me wid his gory eyes as if telling me that he wanted to be scratched more. He was a very a huge dog and was always mistaken to be coming from a higher breed when in reality this dog is just an ASKAL. :) His big paws and bulky brown figure made him even more lovable to everyone's eyes. He has been a sickly dog but he always got away from his sickness before it takes its toll on him except today. His sickness got a little out of hand this week when he started not to eat anything at all. His mouth had some craters around it's gums and his nose had dis some sort of infection and created a fleshy wound on it. He couldn't eat so we had to consult our vet about dis. Our vet got a blood sample from Gorio and injected an antibiotic on him. She tried feeding him through a syringe and luckily Gorio started eating. All throughout d week we painstakingly fed him and give him d sets of medicine dat he needed to take. He was diagnosed to have a renal problem and d doctor said dat it's really serious. For dogs, liver problem is much more reversible than renal so she said dat we have to be prepared on anything dat may happen. We took turns on feeding him, seeing him having such a hard time swallowing because of his condition made me even want to take care of him more. We need to scratch his neck and tell him to eat patiently and slowly so dat he would swallow his food and medicine. On the first few days of feeding him through the syringe he was quite ok..until on friday i let him take his food (mashed squash, rice and canned dog food) and medicine through a syringe. He took almost half of what i prepared and we were so happy to see dat. But after less than 30 mins he threw up everything dat he took. Dat alarmed us to get him to the Dog clinic asap. Our dog weighed more dan 20 kilos but because i really want him to get better i carried him wid d help of Aling until i get him inside the back of our car. At d clinic, an IV line was immediately hooked and d doctor injected all of its medicine through intravenous route. Gorio has been  very cooperative all along and dat made my heart ache even more. We need to leave him to have d doctor monitor him closely and waving our goodbyes to him make it sound more like it would be our last time to see him but i said to myself dat if would definitely be not our last time to see GORIO. I know i was on denial of his condition. As a nurse, i could see his condition has been such a serious case and seeing d progressive toll of his sickness on his body, i already know dat anytime, we would lose him. We wanted to see him yesterday to check on him but unfortunately our vet is a "SABADISTA" and  would not allow any clinic activities on saturdays. So we didnt argue wid dat and jst asked for Gorio's condition. She said Gorio has been ok d whole night and is still under close monitoring. Until came a phonecall just dis morning..and dat completed everything dat we feared d most..LOSING "Someone" we Love so DEARLY... :( Many people may not understand how hard it is to cope after such a great loss dat we have. I know Gorio is just a DOG and wid dat i could still find a billion dogs whom i could always replace. He may have been such an ordinary dog to everyone else but to us he was such a gem to our family. D happiness dat he shared in our home will always be remembered in which no other dogs could ever replace. We treat our dogs not like animals but a part of our family, dats y losing anyone of them make us really very emotional. For more than 10 years dat we came to live wid dis dog every moment of it was such a pure bliss. If there was one thing that i thanked of dis morning was d fact dat i never get to fetch his dead body at d clinic and not saw a glimpse of him in such a sad state. I was just so glad to leave so early and not being able to share d emotional turmoil wid my family on d first blow of d bad news. Typing dis blog in my keyboard now made me do some frequent stops because i have to contain my emotions. It would be better dis way...I would rather have my last memories of him still so much alive and playful than remembering him in a lifeless state this time...

My Plantation Bay Escapade...and my being a "NANNY" at the same time...

My Friday afternoon has been a blast..After i went home from my graveyard shift, i immediately washed and got ready for bed..i slept until 12 noon only to be awakened by my amerasian niece..she told me we were heading to Plantation bay since it's 3 days more to go before they'll be going back to alaska..so i obliged and packed my stuff to unwind at the resort. We stayed at WI-29 Lagoon area and as expected my 8-yr old niece who is kinda "ignorant" about beaches and the water all at once got dressed for her swimming activity dat afternoon. I too got dressed wid my 2-pc suit and my wrap around skirt for drying..You see, u cant expect her to be very much acquainted wid swimming outdoor..FYI: u cant expect to go for a swim in alaska anytime because d freezing temperature would surely kill u..one dip of ur toe at d sea..ul get it as hard as a rock from freezing.hahaha...and one more thing..they dont go swimming at d sea..expect them to be swimming on fresh waters like lakes and etc usually on summertime that's y they dont like saltwater dat much... and oh they do have swimming pools too..but only an indoor one where the temperature could be adjusted.. :) my niece does not want to wade on seawater..'coz according to her it's too salty!!! duh?!! what does she expect?!?! hahaha so we went looking for a fresh water at d whole stretch of d resort and finally found one..we we're swimming wid my oder cousin quisa from 2pm till almost 6pm! and i've been like their nanny for 4 hours straight!! hahaha we werent supposed to jump into saltwater but it's quiet inevitable since the longest slide let's u dive on d seawater at d end so we climbed up d stairs, registered our names on d clipboard, had some brief instructions on how to increase or decrease our speed upon sliding down...as expected since i am d eldest (ow i hate being one), i have to be d first one to go which i really hate because im so afraid of heights and i hate slides...whoa!! but there's no going back now since my cuzin has been so excited about all this and i just cant dissapoint her..so there i go, lie down at the top of d slide and let go of d railing......i was screaming like crazy!! haha finally when i got to d end i saw 2 koreans looking straight at me..i feel so ashamed for screaming too much but who cares?!?!!! haha my 2 oder cuzins followed immediately after me and quickly got out of d water since kaitlin's ( my amerasian cuzin) eyes already hurt because of d saltwater..finally our activity was over..i went back to our room, showered, got dressed and had some sleep since i'll still be having my duty at 11pm that night..huhuhu..poor me..i was completely drained but it was all worth it since im having such a great day!

What are u staring at?!?!..Do i look like im pregnant?!?!?

It was raining heavily dis afternoon and i couldnt quite understand why i tend to choose a spaghetti strapped dress designed just like for preggy peeps..actually that dress is one of my favorite because it really is very light and so comfortable to wear ...dat was d first dress i saw inside my cabinet and due to laziness i wore it quickly before i could change my mind..i wasnt wearing anything else but dat dress unmindful of d rain dat poured after we got on inside d car...d result...i was freezing cold due to the weather outside, the thin fabric that im wearing and the cold inside due to the car's airconditioning!!! grrrrrr....talk about wrong move, huh?!?!?we were heading towards d MARINA mall to find Class A imitations of signature bags (e.g Louis Vuitton, Coach, Guess etc) since my aunt who came all d way from d states is just too eager to get her own stuff of imitation bags..hehe unfortunately, there was a schedule for raid in dat area so most of d stalls who sell imitations were closed...huhuhu so we changed destination and we planned to go to Opon's own version of TABO sa BANAY located near d Birhen sa Regla church in lapu-lapu city wearing this preggy looking dress...(u know d kind dat looks like a duster and d waist go up right below ur bosom)...as i was shifting along d long lines of blouses hanging up each stalls, a familiar looking guy looked right through me then looked down...he just frowned and walked away..it felt weird but i continued looking through d piles of clothes to purchase until a vendor walked up to me saying "that blouse looked good on u even if ur pregnant!!!!!" whoa!!!!!!!!!!!! u just can imagine my grief...huhuhu i admit i've gained so much weight lately but i never expected sumbody wud ever give me dat "COMPLIMENT"... now, i really have to lose weight fast!!! i cant anymore bear to hear many people telling me i looked like im pregnant because of gaining so much weight.it's much bearable for me to be told dat i looked like im an addict for being so skinny dan to be told pregnant because of excessive weight gain!!!! HUHUHU one good lesson i've learned from dis experience: NEVER WEAR PREGGY LOOKING DRESS ESPECIALLY WHEN U R ON UR HEAVIEST WEIGHT!!!!

Only Time Will Tell.............

Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.

One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help.

Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"
Richness answered, " I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere."
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."

"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing by.
Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry, but, I just need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness.

Love cried out, " Happiness, please take me with you."
But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him. Love began to cry.

Then, she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land the elder went on his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder.

Love then found Knowledge and asked, "Who was it that helped me?"
"It was Time", Knowledge answered.
"But why did Time help me when no one else would?", Love asked.

Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,
"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

Are You Kissing a Frog and Think That He'll Turn into a PRINCE??!?!?!

I stumbled into one of an eye-catching article on the net about KISSING Frogs...hehehe it's kinda interesting and worth reading! it's very short but it would surely give u some insights about u and ur present relationship with your partner..or if u haven't found a partner yet, just take this as an advice on how to prevent finding MR. Frog and go out of your way in finding ur TRUE PRINCE!! Here it is...ENJOY READING!!

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ARE YOU DATING A FROG? THINK HE'LL TURN INTO A PRINCE?? FROGEDDABOUTIT!!

Now is the perfect time for women to take stock of their love lives. Did you spend celebrating your special holidays alone? Are you stuck in a dead-end relationship? Do you always hook up with bad boys? And most important -- Are you dating a “keeper” or a “leaper?”

Relationship expert and author, Marilyn Anderson, reveals how women can leap away from the wrong men in 2005. She teaches women how to recognize FROGS – the human kind - at first sight. Ms. Anderson says forget the old myth: “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. “No way,” she says. “The truth is, you can’t find a prince if you’re busy kissing frogs!”

With wit and wisdom, Marilyn discusses the TOP 10 FROGS, including:

THE-LONG-TERM-GO-NOWHERE FROG:
This is the guy who’s always there, he’s just never there to say “I do.” If you’ve been together for years and there’s no ring to decorate your finger - it’s time to re-decorate your love life. He’s not commitment-phobic – he’s commitment-frogic. Quick, before Valentine’s Day, throw him back in the swamp so you can meet your prince.

COUNT FROGULA:
You think you love him, but he always makes you miserable. When he leaves your house, you cry. In fact, when he’s AT your house, you cry. Then, when you cry, he leaves your house. He’s Count Frogula because… any guy who drains the life out of you…. sucks!

DR. JEKYLL & MR. TOAD:
When you’re in public – he’s sweet, loving and wonderful. But when you’re home alone together, he turns into a mean and cold bully frog. Here’s a Wart Warning: If he’s got a split personality – you should be the one to split.

CROAK & DAGGER:
He won’t tell you where he lives, where he works, or what he does. And he won’t give you his phone number - he can call you, but you can’t call him. Remember, mystery men can be exciting – but if he’s mysterious for too long… you should be the one to disappear!

THE OBSESSED-WITH-HIS-EX FROG:
He talks about his ex all the time. He shows you her picture, plays their favorite song, and takes you to their favorite restaurant. Then, when you cook him dinner, he wants you to do it “her” way. And that beautiful engraved bracelet he gave you…has her initials on it! Here’s a Ribbet Snippet: If he can’t get her out of his mind – get him out of yours.

Ms. Anderson cautions women: If you’re playing leapfrog with any of these men, wake up and smell the swamp water! Keep your life away from frogs and move on to find your Prince!